What is even more disturbing, is that while he was drafted in the 2011 NHL Entry Draft, 1st overall, and while he's put up a quiet 100-point season, he's making people feel old everywhere.
Ryan Nugent-Hopkins turned 30 today on April 12th, Happy Birthday Ryan! Which sent Jack Michaels into a spiral of existential terror, as he put this tweet out into the world.
Since Ryan's introduction into the NHL in 2011-2012, he's played 800 games, and notched 233 goals and 398 assists for 631 points.